Surprising! Once you see a fortune cookie, it’s not the cookie you’re craving, it’s the fortune.There are plenty of baked desserts but how many of them can reveal your future? Or the lack of it? Some of these Notes, however, are so surprising, they catch people completely off-guard.He Sat And Watched Me Eat Chinese Take-Out For Half An Hour. Then This Happened source Definitely The Scariest Fortune Cookie I’ve Ever Gotten source Take That. Fillgapnews has compiled a list of some of the Hilarious phrases ever found in fortune cookies to prove that Confucius isn’t behind all of them.

Here’s the list of some Hilarious Notes found in Fortune Cookies:-

1.Hungover As Hell, I Stumbled Into A Chinese Buffet And Ate Five Plates. Then I Get This Fortune

2.Haha Is This A Good Fortune?

3.Two Fortunes In One Cookie – Aaaaand I’m Offended

4.When A Fortune Cookie Finally Speaks Up

5.Don’t Expect Much From A Cookie

6.My Wife And I Received Matching Fortunes At Dinner This Evening

7.My Wife’s And My Fortune Cookies. Hers Is On Top

8.Best Fortune I Have Ever Got In A Fortune Cookie

9.Well Screw You Too Fortune Cookie

10.My Wife And I Also Got Some Fortune Cookies

11.Oops

12.My Fortune Cookie Disagreed With Itself

13.Take That Big Step

14.Definitely The Scariest Fortune Cookie I’ve Ever Gotten

15.He Sat And Watched Me Eat Chinese Take-Out For Half An Hour. Then This Happened

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